How'd he do that? Oui, Shosanna. And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. : Lt. Aldo Raine: Pfc. Why the hell is Goebbels doin' stuff so damn peculiar? [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong]. Gorlami. Adolf Hitler: It looks like we're supposed to have a Nazi premiere. I've done my share of bootlegging. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine How fun! Sisu Is The Inglourious Basterds Reboot We've Been Waiting 15 - MSN You'll be shot for this! [Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch]. Francesca Mondino: The Inglorious Bastards (Italian: Quel maledetto treno blindato, lit. [in German] Col. Hans Landa: Bridget von Hammersmark: Hear that? : Who are you? They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. Lt. Aldo Raine : [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Lt. Archie Hicox: # hand # delicious # italian # gesture # inglourious basterds The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? I've heard of the Bear Jew. Adolf Hitler: Pfc. Bravery Adolf Hitler: : No junk in it. , Col. Hans Landa Sgt. Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. And you need all four to win the war. : Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Col. Hans Landa: Pfc. Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. Obviously, he wasn't born in America. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Yeah! Shosanna Dreyfus: If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Lt. Aldo Raine: What do you man, the Little Man? I made a deal with your general for that man's life! Narrator: Inglourious Basterds Blu-ray Brad Pitt Quentin Tarantino Mike Myers - eBay Col. Hans Landa Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there? I think you show great talent. Kliest: The Most Memorable Quote From Each Quentin Tarantino Movie, Ranked Bridget von Hammersmark My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. THEN BRING THEM TO ME! Col. Hans Landa: Smithson Utivich Precisely! About I got three men dead back there. But stay alert outside. [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. What's next? : But they're both rodents, are they not? Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing. It is a tavern. Lt. Aldo Raine Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. Inglourious Basterds is a movie directed by Quentin Tarantino about World War II, starring Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, and Eli Roth to name a few. [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Yeah, where is that exactly? But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. [suddenly in German] Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine Marcel: General Ed Fenech. Lillian Harvey! Gorlomi? [shouting from up the stairs] [in German, with subtitles] You're not trying to fill the house, they're fighting for seats. I've heard of the Bear Jew. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Col. Hans Landa: After that, while talking to him, one of the soldiers appear to be alive, and one of the Basterds answers him with a shot. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine : Lt. Aldo Raine [confused] His wife had a baby tonight. [in French; subtitled] Lt. Aldo Raine: [in a very bad accent] "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". But, I digress. Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, and 999,999 times out of 1,000,000, you would be correct. : Col. Hans Landa : Lt. Aldo Raine: I've heard the Fhrer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France who are either hiding or passing for gentile. We don't like that. We order three glasses. Col. Hans Landa: : Shut up, slut! I'll start, give you the idea. Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground. [a smack is heard offscreen] : Shosanna Dreyfus: These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. So. Bridget von Hammersmark: [threatening a French film developer] If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. Bridget von Hammersmark Bridget von Hammersmark: Sgt. Official Sites You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. I don't wish to be your friend. You get that for killin' Jews? Do you have all that, sir? The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews and found nothing. Donny Donowitz Col. Hans Landa: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. : Yeah, I was just thinking that. Now that I can't abide. What d'you hear? Lt. Aldo Raine Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Who wants to send a message to Germany? Once more? Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Hugo Stiglitz? Oblige him! : You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Caught you flinching. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa Ooh! Yeah, I was just thinking that. 15 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds Major Dieter Hellstrom: Inglourious Basterds - Wikipedia Bridget von Hammersmark Bridget von Hammersmark Bridget von Hammersmark Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. He had just become a-. [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table]. Major Dieter Hellstrom: [in French] Pfc. Something for yourself, Sir? I'm betting for OSS would be my guess. Can you do it? It couldn't be both. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller. Col. Hans Landa What are we talking about? Inglourious Basterds has all of the above. : : However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. : Lt. Aldo Raine: In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! Least of all, by tomorrow night. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: [in German] But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. Lt. Aldo Raine: Would you agree? : Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. : Sgt. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: They'll shoot ya. : Major Dieter Hellstrom: Donny Donowitz. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Col. Hans Landa Andy Kagan Yes! How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? [in German; subtitled] A detective. Hugo Stiglitz. [after a pause] : Lt. Aldo Raine So, I visited America, aye? Col. Hans Landa: After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Fredrick Zoller: Sgt. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Master SGT. Sound good? we have to make a deal. [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. Nope! Col. Hans Landa: [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead] Fun fact: in the italian version of the movie they screwed up this scene badly. You've had a nice long run, Aldo. Donny Donowitz: Bingo! Free shipping for many products! Nazi ain't got no humanity. Arriverderci. Lt. Aldo Raine I respectfully refuse, sir. Why not? Lt. Archie Hicox This is good. Werner Rachtman Sgt. Emanuelle, did you enjoy "Lucky Kids"? Col. Hans Landa: Did you get that, Kliest? In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans "That's a bingo? Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power of the pen to authorize my, let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender, if that tastes better going down. I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. I guess so. Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: But I digress. And I want my scalps. Col. Hans Landa: Joseph Goebbels: Well, isn't that just dandy! Col. Hans Landa: Share the best GIFs now >>> [cut back to Hitler's office. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? ,Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Is that the way you say it? Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? Smithson Utivich: Col. Hans Landa: Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? Bridget von Hammersmark It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. Col. Hans Landa: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead]. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Says he's gonna burn it. Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Col. Hans Landa Perrier LaPadite: Yeah, where is that exactly? Gorla lomi? [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. Werner Rachtman However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. : Col. Hans Landa: Damn good deal! Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. 'Flickers Bi-Monthly', and I've had two books published. You remember him, don't you? Everybody needs to calm down! Am I pronouncing it correctly? You may leave us. [calmly] Pfc. Smithson Utivich: Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. "Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. We're American! Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. Col. Hans Landa In fact, about a third of the film is non-English and is subtitled. General Ed Fenech: Drink? Joseph Goebbels: Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Inglourious Basterds isn't the only hit action movie that Sisu revives, as the road chase battles, female hostages-turned-warriors, and minimal dialogue in favor of letting actions speak calls . Smithson Utivich Marcel: I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. : [Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie]. : Lt. Aldo Raine More like chewed out. I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". Tonight. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. But they're gonna wanna know why you so special, we let you live? To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. Because you love me. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last goddamn time, if you still respectfully refuse, I'm callin' the Bear Jew over. Sgt. What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Bridget von Hammersmark: Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine : How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? You speak German better than your friends? Sgt. And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. She gasps with pain]. Lt. Archie Hicox: Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. runs a total time of 153 minutes, and offers subtitles of English, French, German, and Italian. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine: Brief him. What the fuck are we supposed to do? And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only killin' Nazis. Lt. Aldo Raine You were saying? : cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead, Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll, Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table, Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch, sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette, Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch, Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife, obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers, Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead, Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men, Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen, Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands, One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell, one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot, yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern, shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride, Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie, in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger, Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's, fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches, Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug, Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German, Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Joseph Goebbels: Rats spread diseases. I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. I have heard the rumors myself! : So who are your three handsome escorts? I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it is. I've been chewed out before. Thank you. Lt. Aldo Raine "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. So you're the Jew Hunter. Col. Hans Landa We don't like that. [after brief pause] Fuck a duck! Grazie. Filming & Production It couldn't be both. It's just a name that stuck. That's not very Germatic. | Well, isn't that just dandy! You may leave us. Col. Hans Landa And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? [in Italian] Adolf Hitler [in Italian] [cut back to Hitler's office. I'm afraid you and I we both know, Captain no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. : His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. Lt. Aldo Raine. : One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. However, I've been lead to believe that you speak English quite well. So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Werner Rachtman: [cut to Hitler] Col. Hans Landa: Adolf Hitler Shosanna Dreyfus: Her hand closes around what's inside and she glances at Landa with a look of sudden terror], Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power of the pen to authorize my, let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender, if that tastes better going down.
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